what the fuck is a pewdiepie it sounds like an STD
Hello, my perspicacious persimmons!
You may have noticed that there have not been any posts on the blog for a couple days. That is because every once in a while a girl just needs to say “Fuck it,” put her entire life on hold, and spend 48 hours reading 900,000 words of Tamora Pierce fanfiction, and sadly sometimes those intervals happen to coincide with the queue on said girl’s joke blog running out.
Sorry, kids. The queue’s running again and posts should start up in a couple hours.