If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
who decided the middle finger was the bad one
and why’s the thumb the good guy in this phalange conundrum
It actually comes from the 100 years war, where the English used bows crafted of yew which were fired in a plucking motion with the middle finger. These bows were more effective than the French bows, so when the French soldiers were captured, their middle fingers were cut off so that they could not fire the bows. English soldiers began to mockingly wave their middle fingers and shout ‘pluck yew’ at French soldiers. This eventually was changed to ‘f*ck you’, a much easier phrase to say.
When that one person logs on
The latke sighed. ‘Presents aren’t really a big part of Hanukah,’ it said in a voice hoarse from screaming. ‘There’s nothing wrong with giving gifts to loved ones, of course, but it’s more important to light the candles for eight consecutive nights, to commemorate the miracle in the temple and the miracle of victory even when you are thoroughly outnumbered, so you shouldn’t give up hope.’
'Plus, Santa Claus,' said the pine tree.
The latke was too exhausted to scream. ‘Santa Claus has nothing to do with it,’ the latke said. ‘Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things.’‘But different things can often blend together,’ said the pine tree. ‘Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.’ — The Latke Who Couldn’t Stop Screaming, by Lemony Snicket (via submariet)